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1.- I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ... I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
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2.- A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by me... A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
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3.- A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without ... A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
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4.- He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comforta... He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
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5.- I am born this way, but what is your excuse?... I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
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6.- I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned... I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
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7.- I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all ... I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
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8.- I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need ... I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
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9.- I wish you lots of itching and short arms.... I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
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10.- If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am t... If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!
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11.- If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no..... If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
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12.- It is red and it taps on the window .................... A b... It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.
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13.- Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.... Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
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14.- Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ'... Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
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15.- On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and ... On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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16.- Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours... Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
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17.- Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of t... Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
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18.- Some people die. Others become a teacher...... Some people die. Others become a teacher...
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19.- The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.... The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
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20.- When are you really full of confidence? .............. If yo... When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
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21.- When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I ... When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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22.- Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not... Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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23.- Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and stro... Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
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24.- Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are sca... Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
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25.- You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity tha... You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
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26.- You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!... You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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27.- You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the be... You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
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