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1.- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!... Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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2.- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?... Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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3.- Are we related? Do you want to be?... Are we related? Do you want to be?
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4.- As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just... As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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5.- Baicarumba...are those real?... Baicarumba...are those real?
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6.- Be unique and different, just say yes.... Be unique and different, just say yes.
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7.- Be unique and different, say yes.... Be unique and different, say yes.
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8.- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?... Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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9.- Can I flirt with you?... Can I flirt with you?
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10.- Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just... Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
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11.- Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.... Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
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12.- Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.... Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
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13.- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!... Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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14.- Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you ... Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
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15.- Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me hom... Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
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16.- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a... Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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17.- Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling fo... Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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18.- Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?... Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
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19.- Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in you... Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
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20.- Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? ... Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
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21.- Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write... Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
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22.- Do you know how to use a whip?... Do you know how to use a whip?
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23.- Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really k... Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
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24.- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-jo... Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
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25.- Do you know the essential difference between sex and convers... Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
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26.- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.... Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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27.- Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co... Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
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28.- Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from acros... Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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29.- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?... Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
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30.- Do you want to see something swell?... Do you want to see something swell?
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31.- Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw ... Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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32.- Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.... Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
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33.- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have los... Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
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34.- Excuse me, do you live around here often?... Excuse me, do you live around here often?
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35.- Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a ... Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
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36.- Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to ... Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
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37.- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted ... Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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38.- Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my f... Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
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39.- Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, an... Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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40.- For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.... For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
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41.- Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.... Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
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42.- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?... Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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43.- Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind... Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
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44.- Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws... Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
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45.- Got two nipples for a dime?... Got two nipples for a dime?
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46.- Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...... Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
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47.- Greetings and salivations... Greetings and salivations
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48.- Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the... Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
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49.- Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?... Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
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50.- Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my he... Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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51.- Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them... Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
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52.- Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden h... Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
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53.- Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?... Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
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54.- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see y... Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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55.- Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?... Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
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56.- Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.... Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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57.- Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me... Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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58.- Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the ... Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
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59.- Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, an... Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
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60.- Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?... Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
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61.- Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went int... Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
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62.- Hi. Are you cute?... Hi. Are you cute?
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63.- Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?... Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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64.- Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uran... Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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65.- Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate... Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
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66.- Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate... Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
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67.- Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directi... Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
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68.- Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.... Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
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69.- How was Heaven when you left it?... How was Heaven when you left it?
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70.- I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...... I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
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71.- I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.... I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
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72.- I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates... I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
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73.- I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.... I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
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74.- I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".... I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
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75.- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel bett... I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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76.- I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!... I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
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77.- I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you... I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
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78.- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you... I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
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79.- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry y... I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
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80.- I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you b... I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
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81.- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?... I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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82.- I think about you when I masturbate.... I think about you when I masturbate.
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83.- I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of h... I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
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84.- I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you,... I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
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85.- I wonder what our children will look like.... I wonder what our children will look like.
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86.- I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.... I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
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87.- I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.... I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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88.- I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince... I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
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89.- I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I b... I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
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90.- I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman we... I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
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91.- I'm easy. Are you?... I'm easy. Are you?
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92.- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth... I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
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93.- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on eart... I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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94.- I'm good at math, U+I=69... I'm good at math, U+I=69
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95.- I'm good at maths, U+I=69... I'm good at maths, U+I=69
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96.- I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.... I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
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97.- I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?... I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
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98.- I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.... I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
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99.- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, pleas... I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. .
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100.- I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of t... I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
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101.- I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test t... I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
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102.- I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie... I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
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103.- I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.... I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
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104.- I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedi... I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
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105.- If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You shou... If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
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106.- If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.... If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
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107.- If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.... If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
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108.- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.... If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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109.- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and... If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
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110.- If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getti... If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
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111.- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be ... If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
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112.- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beauti... If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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113.- If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just... If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
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114.- If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie... If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
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115.- If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.... If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
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116.- If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".... If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
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117.- Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you h... Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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118.- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.... Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
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119.- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking o... Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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120.- Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, ... Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
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121.- Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.... Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.
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122.- Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.... Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
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123.- It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?... It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
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124.- It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripp... It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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125.- Like the look of your crotch.... Like the look of your crotch.
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126.- Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor... Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
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127.- Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the on... Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
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128.- Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and... Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
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129.- Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in you... Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
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130.- Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...... Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
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131.- Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.... Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
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132.- Save a horse, ride a cowboy.... Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
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133.- Say, did we go to different schools together?... Say, did we go to different schools together?
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134.- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?... Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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135.- Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Robe... Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
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136.- Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still... Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
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137.- Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?... Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
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138.- Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?... Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
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139.- So....How am I doin'?... So....How am I doin'?
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140.- Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I'... Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
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141.- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my b... That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
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142.- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?... That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
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143.- The only thing that matters is that we're together.... The only thing that matters is that we're together.
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144.- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.... The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
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145.- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and... The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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146.- The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to you... The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
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147.- There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass... There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
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149.- There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you'... There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
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151.- Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real ha... Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
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152.- Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain... Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
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157.- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from... Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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158.- Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look tha... Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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159.- What time do you have to be back in heaven?... What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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161.- When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memorie... When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
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164.- Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?... Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
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167.- You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.... You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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170.- You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine... You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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172.- You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my c... You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
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173.- You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so ... You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
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174.- You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.... You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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175.- You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my... You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
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176.- You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!... You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
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177.- You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that ... You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
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178.- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.... You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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179.- You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think ... You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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180.- You should be someone's wife.... You should be someone's wife.
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181.- You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm ... You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
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182.- You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a pe... You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
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183.- You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!... You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
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184.- You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya... You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya
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185.- You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete ... You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast
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186.- You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete ... You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
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187.- You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.... You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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188.- You're so hot, your ass is on fire.... You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
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189.- You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!... You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
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190.- You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgot... You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
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191.- Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest se... Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
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192.- Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!... Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
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