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1.- I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids... I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.
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2.- The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX. Leav... The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
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3.- 5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET le... 5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!
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4.- Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't wo... Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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5.- DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Loc... DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
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6.- Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it!... Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it!
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7.- Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.... Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
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8.- Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.... Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.
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9.- How to keep an idiot entertained press down ................. How to keep an idiot entertained press down ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained press up
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10.- I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And... I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.
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11.- I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd r... I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.
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12.- I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, wh... I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.
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13.- Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.... Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
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14.- Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache i... Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …
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15.- Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't... Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!
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16.- Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert... Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…
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17.- NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code... NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
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18.- Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this o... Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't…
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19.- Dogs are men's best friend. Ever wonder why you don't have anybody to talk to and have to go fish at the bar but still can't find a woman that would to talk to you? Because..., women are human. If you are looking for a friend, get a dog. Dogs are men's best friend, not women.
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