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1.- A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.... A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.
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2.- A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.... A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
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3.- A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous... A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
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4.- Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible n... Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.
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5.- All computers wait at the sames speed.... All computers wait at the sames speed.
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6.- All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.... All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
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7.- Be nice to those who smoke, every sigarette may be their las... Be nice to those who smoke, every sigarette may be their last.
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8.- Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.... Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
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9.- Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the... Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.
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10.- Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but ... Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but at different speeds. A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.
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11.- Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future,... Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
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12.- Every good-bye is the birth of a memory... Every good-bye is the birth of a memory
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13.- Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women... Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women
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14.- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...... Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...
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15.- Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house... Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.
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16.- Good advice,whatever happens, make it look like to intend to... Good advice,whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.
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17.- I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think... I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.
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18.- I only drink to make my wife look prettier.... I only drink to make my wife look prettier.
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19.- If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.... If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.
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20.- It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know... It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.
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21.- It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.... It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
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22.- Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long eno... Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
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23.- Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy ... Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.
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24.- Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...... Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...
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25.- Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of y... Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !
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26.- Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!... Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!
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27.- Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intellig... Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
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28.- Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.... Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
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29.- Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille... Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille
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30.- Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk ... Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
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31.- Monday is one seventh of your life!... Monday is one seventh of your life!
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32.- Money ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in... Money ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
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33.- Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew peopl... Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
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34.- Never drive faster thant you guardian angel can fly !... Never drive faster thant you guardian angel can fly !
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35.- No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.... No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
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36.- One day you will find the woman of your life and at that poi... One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married.
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37.- Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers... Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!
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38.- People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid ... People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.
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39.- People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, th... People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.
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40.- Real anarchists play chess without kings.... Real anarchists play chess without kings.
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41.- Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy... Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.
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42.- Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!... Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
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43.- The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are r... The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes
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44.- The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does n... The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever
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45.- The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter an... The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past
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46.- The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of... The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!
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47.- The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in... The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.
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48.- There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help ... There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your schoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.
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49.- There are so many things I have to do, that I should better ... There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.
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50.- Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorro... Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day
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51.- Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails... Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails
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52.- We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You ... We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.
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53.- What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married ... What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
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54.- When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not w... When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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55.- When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because ... When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
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56.- When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it ... When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains
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57.- When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have p... When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee. ( Niet echt de moeite dus!)
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58.- Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS... Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
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59.- Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything n... Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?
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60.- You can't walk in the light without causting a shadow... You can't walk in the light without causting a shadow
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61.- You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet an... You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.
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