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1.- NIGHT PRAYER - Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Ca... NIGHT PRAYER - Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
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2.- A RING - A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how l... A RING - A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.
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3.- ABOUT ME - Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good L... ABOUT ME - Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
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4.- ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU... - Friends are like stars. You can't ... ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU... - Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...
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5.- ANGEL FRIENDS - I believe in angels, the kind that heaven se... ANGEL FRIENDS - I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.
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6.- AS LONG AS.... - As long as we have memories, yesterday rema... AS LONG AS.... - As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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7.- BE MY FRIEND - If U need a friend and there are a hundred st... BE MY FRIEND - If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.
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8.- BEHIND YOU - DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn... BEHIND YOU - DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...
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9.- BEST FREN - A true friend is someone who reaches for your ha... BEST FREN - A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
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10.- COMPARE - FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on... COMPARE - FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
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11.- COMPUTER - A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur l... COMPUTER - A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
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12.- F.U.C.K - REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on ... F.U.C.K - REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
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13.- FALLING APART - Its been a rough day. I got up this morning,... FALLING APART - Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
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14.- FATE 2B FRIENDS - A friend is never a coincidence in your li... FATE 2B FRIENDS - A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
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15.- FLOWER - If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll ... FLOWER - If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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16.- FRIENDS - Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me... FRIENDS - Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...
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17.- FRIENDS - True friends are like Diamonds... they are real an... FRIENDS - True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
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18.- FRIENDS 4 LIFE - Without humor, life sux. Without courage, l... FRIENDS 4 LIFE - Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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19.- FRIENDS ALWAYS - In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCER... FRIENDS ALWAYS - In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
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20.- FRIENDS LIKE HAIR - Friends are like a head of hair. You mig... FRIENDS LIKE HAIR - Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.
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21.- FRIENDSHIP - The ship that will never sink is my friendship ... FRIENDSHIP - The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.
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22.- FRIENDSHIP IS.... - FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U ... FRIENDSHIP IS.... - FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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23.- FRIENDSHIP MEANS... - I want u 2 know that our friendship me... FRIENDSHIP MEANS... - I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
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24.- FRIENDSHIP TEST... - thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wH... FRIENDSHIP TEST... - thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
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25.- GOOD TASTE - A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a... GOOD TASTE - A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!
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26.- HOME EARLY - 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a g... HOME EARLY - 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
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27.- KEEPING A FRIEND - KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losin... KEEPING A FRIEND - KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
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28.- KISS - A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss ... KISS - A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
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29.- KISS MY ASS - The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose m... KISS MY ASS - The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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30.- LEAVING FOOTPRINTS - Many people will walk in and out of you... LEAVING FOOTPRINTS - Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
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31.- MAKING LOVE - After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I lov... MAKING LOVE - After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
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32.- MEMORY LASTS FOREVER - A memory lasts forever, and never doe... MEMORY LASTS FOREVER - A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
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33.- MY BRA - a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very ... MY BRA - a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
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34.- NAKED - GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: I... NAKED - GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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35.- NEVER LOSE ME! - We gain and lose things every day. But trus... NEVER LOSE ME! - We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
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36.- NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS - I always thought loving some1 was ... NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS - I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
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37.- NEVER SPLIT - I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, ... NEVER SPLIT - I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
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38.- NICE FRIENDS - A day is going to end again. It is nice to ha... NICE FRIENDS - A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
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39.- OLD FRIENDS - Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 rep... OLD FRIENDS - Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
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40.- OUT OF MY CONTROL - Meeting you was fate, becoming your frie... OUT OF MY CONTROL - Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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41.- PAINTING - A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of ... PAINTING - A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.
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42.- PATH OF FRIENDSHIP - The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i... PATH OF FRIENDSHIP - The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
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43.- PRICELESS GIFT - FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T B... PRICELESS GIFT - FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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44.- PRICETAGS - GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS wit... PRICETAGS - GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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45.- PROMISE - We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends b... PROMISE - We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
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46.- RING - I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Caus... RING - I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....
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47.- RULES TO BE HAPPY - 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart fro... RULES TO BE HAPPY - 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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48.- SHOOTING STARS - The times we shared is like shooting star..... SHOOTING STARS - The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!
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49.- SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED - If you need advice, text me..... SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED - If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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50.- WAT U SEE - Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember th... WAT U SEE - Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
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51.- WHAT YOU SAY - Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen... WHAT YOU SAY - Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...
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52.- WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U - EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS P... WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U - EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
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53.- WONDERFUL FRIEND - There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a b... WONDERFUL FRIEND - There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
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