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1.- 1 HEARTBEAT - When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but ... 1 HEARTBEAT - When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!
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2.- 911 - Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find th... 911 - Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!
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3.- A MILLION - A million words would not bring you back, I know... A MILLION - A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.
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4.- CAN'T LET U GO - Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, do... CAN'T LET U GO - Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
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5.- CHARACTER VS REPUTAION - Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR Charac... CHARACTER VS REPUTAION - Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!
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6.- CRAZY FOR YOU - I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll ... CRAZY FOR YOU - I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.
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7.- CRYING FOR - I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 t... CRYING FOR - I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.
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8.- DESSERTS - When you are feeling stressed and about to breakd... DESSERTS - When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!
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9.- DON'T BE SAD - If someone comes into your life and becomes p... DON'T BE SAD - If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.
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10.- DON'T WANT TO LOST YOU - If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clö... DON'T WANT TO LOST YOU - If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn't blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!
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11.- FALL IN LOVE - People say you only fall in love once, but wh... FALL IN LOVE - People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
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12.- FIRST SIGHT - FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's... FIRST SIGHT - FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
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13.- FORGET ME NOT - Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the roc... FORGET ME NOT - Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'
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14.- FORGET YOU - It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to l... FORGET YOU - It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
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15.- GIRLS ARE LIKE... - Girls are like phones, we like to be hel... GIRLS ARE LIKE... - Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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16.- HEART TO CIRCLE - Always draw a circle around the ones you l... HEART TO CIRCLE - Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
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17.- HUGGING YOU - Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of yo... HUGGING YOU - Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
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18.- I FELL FOR YOU - Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned ... I FELL FOR YOU - Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
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19.- I FOUND U - Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... ... I FOUND U - Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
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20.- IDIOT - It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot th... IDIOT - It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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21.- IN LOVE WITH YOU - There are times when I fall in love with ... IN LOVE WITH YOU - There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.
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22.- IT HURTS - It hurts to love someone and not be loved in retu... IT HURTS - It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
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23.- IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST - I'm scared to fall in love, scared ... IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST - I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
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24.- IT'S OVER - Don't cry because it's over, smile because it ha... IT'S OVER - Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.
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25.- LIFETIME GUARANTEE - I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it'... LIFETIME GUARANTEE - I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!
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26.- LIVE YOUR LIFE - When u were born, u were crying and everyon... LIVE YOUR LIFE - When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
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27.- LOVE IS SO CONFUSING - Love makes life so confusing but with... LOVE IS SO CONFUSING - Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
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28.- LOVE IS TO THINK - Love is to think about someone else more ... LOVE IS TO THINK - Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.
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29.- MAKE THE BEST OF IT - The happiest of people don't necessari... MAKE THE BEST OF IT - The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...
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30.- MASTERPIECE - God created men first, coz you always make a r... MASTERPIECE - God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
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31.- MATCHES - MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! ... MATCHES - MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
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32.- MEMORIES - Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting ... MEMORIES - Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.
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33.- MY HEART BREAKS - I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I ... MY HEART BREAKS - I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.
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34.- NEEDS - Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, whil... NEEDS - Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
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35.- NEVER END - If I had a single flower for every time I though... NEVER END - If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
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36.- NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO - Don't regret what you've did, but... NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO - Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
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37.- NEWSPAPER - Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there i... NEWSPAPER - Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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38.- NOT TO FADE - Looking back on all these years, all the smile... NOT TO FADE - Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.
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39.- NOT TOO YOUNG - No one is too young for love, because love d... NOT TOO YOUNG - No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
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40.- REALITY - Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Becaus... REALITY - Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
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41.- RUNNING - aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH... RUNNING - aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
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42.- SEAT BELT - A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N ... SEAT BELT - A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
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43.- SHE.. - She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL... SHE.. - She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.
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44.- SHINING STAR - You're like a shining star in the cold dark n... SHINING STAR - You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...
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45.- SLEEP FOREVER - If the only possible way we can be together ... SLEEP FOREVER - If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll sleep forever.
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46.- SMILE - You do not know the effect you have on me because ev... SMILE - You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.
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47.- SOMEONE ELSE - The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the... SOMEONE ELSE - The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
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48.- STILL LOVING U - i håtê Smî... STILL LOVING U - i håtê Smî
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49.- SWEETEST THING - Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.... SWEETEST THING - Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
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50.- TEARS - Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one... TEARS - Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..
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51.- THE WORLD - To the world you may be one person, but to one p... THE WORLD - To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
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52.- UNTIL IT'S GONE - It's true that we don't know what we've go... UNTIL IT'S GONE - It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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53.- VALUE OF LOVE - LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt ... VALUE OF LOVE - LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
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54.- WHY IS HE NOT MINE... - wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt ... WHY IS HE NOT MINE... - wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...
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55.- YOU ARE THE ONE - You asked me who I liked and I said no one... YOU ARE THE ONE - You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.
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56.- YOUR FUTURE - The brightest future will always be based on a... YOUR FUTURE - The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.
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