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1.- Newsflash The FA have just announced gary gliter the next ... Newsflash The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
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2.- At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun... At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
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3.- ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official ... ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
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4.- farmer Joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? coz they're... farmer Joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag
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5.- Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The othe... Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
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6.- how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ........ how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
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7.- How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET ... How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
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8.- Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless th... Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
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9.- last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, t... last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
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10.- Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One... Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.
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11.- mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on ... mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
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12.- mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin ... mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth
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13.- Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So mos... Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
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14.- sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the ... sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs... and MULTIPLY!
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15.- This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are t... This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
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16.- what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde women... what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!
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17.- What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? So... What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop
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18.- whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon ... whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
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19.- Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom fa... Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
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20.- Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!... Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
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