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23.- How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a bag of... How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms. Why does it work? "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
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55.- Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory... Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's.
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121.- Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her t... Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.
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122.- Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: ... Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Great Tits!!!"
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123.- Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's ey... Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.
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124.- Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: B... Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: Both are completely empty from the neck up.
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125.- Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She ... Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
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126.- Q: What does a blonde look like after sex? A: No idea mate. ... Q: What does a blonde look like after sex? A: No idea mate. I'm already long gone....
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127.- Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms? A: ... Q: What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.
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128.- Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Hav... Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?
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129.- Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: T... Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
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130.- Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he perfor... Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier..........
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131.- Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common... Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
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132.- Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers? A: Her I... Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers? A: Her IQ goes up.
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133.- Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place t... Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
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134.- Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-Ai... Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-Air.
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135.- Q: What is blonde, brunette, blond, brunette ...? A: A blond... Q: What is blonde, brunette, blond, brunette ...? A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
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136.- Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: 30 mins of begging.... Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: 30 mins of begging.
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137.- Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have? A: The o... Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have? A: The one that never misses a period.
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138.- Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes... Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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139.- Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf an... Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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140.- Q: What is the difference between a blonde and most men? A: ... Q: What is the difference between a blonde and most men? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
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141.- Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde'... Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's d**k.
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142.- Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A... Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proof-reading.
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143.- Q: What nickname is most used by blonde's in order to boost ... Q: What nickname is most used by blonde's in order to boost their popularity? A: B.J.
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144.- Q: What would a blonde use for protection during sex? A: A b... Q: What would a blonde use for protection during sex? A: A bus shelter.
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145.- Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right a... Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
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146.- Q: What's a 68 to a blonde? A: It's where she goes down on y... Q: What's a 68 to a blonde? A: It's where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
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147.- Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car do... Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door.
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148.- Q: What's a blondes favorite Nursery Rhyme? A: HumpMe DumpMe... Q: What's a blondes favorite Nursery Rhyme? A: HumpMe DumpMe.
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149.- Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.... Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
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150.- Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's be... Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
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151.- Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of Sixty? A: A blond... Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of Sixty? A: A blonde parade.
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152.- Q: What's the blonde's idea of dental floss? A: Pubic hair.... Q: What's the blonde's idea of dental floss? A: Pubic hair.
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153.- Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer? A: You o... Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
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154.- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a blow-up Doll... Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a blow-up Doll? A: Around 2 cans of hair spray.
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155.- Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a bowling ball... Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only get three of your fingers inside a bowling ball.
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156.- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limo? A: Wel... Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limo? A: Well, not everybody's went to town in a limo!
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157.- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: ... Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
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158.- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing boa... Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board.
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159.- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic C... Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast? A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic.
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160.- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old ... Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Duke only 'had' Ten Thousand men.
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161.- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic? A... Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic? A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.
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162.- Q: What's the difference between a blonde on her back and a ... Q: What's the difference between a blonde on her back and a turtle on it's back? A: Absolutely Nothing - both are totally screwed!
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163.- Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a t... Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts.
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164.- Q: What's the difference between a dumb blonde and a superma... Q: What's the difference between a dumb blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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165.- Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a blonde? A:... Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a blonde? A: On slapping a Mosquito, it will stop sucking.
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166.- Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde wit... Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick.
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167.- Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti... Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti? A: Yeti has been spotted.
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168.- Q: What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's? A: ... Q: What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
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169.- Q: What's the guaranteed method to totally confuse a Blonde ... Q: What's the guaranteed method to totally confuse a Blonde Man? A: Ask him to alphabetise a King-size bag of M&Ms.
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170.- Q: What's the link between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? ... Q: What's the link between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? A: Both get screwed on the front of a Ford Fiesta.
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171.- Q: What's the white stuff you find in a blonde's panties? A:... Q: What's the white stuff you find in a blonde's panties? A: Clitty litter.
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172.- Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mercedes? A: ... Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mercedes? A: You don't lend the Merc out to your friend.
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173.- Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When y... Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it.
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174.- Q: When visiting Scotland, what is a Blonde's favorite desti... Q: When visiting Scotland, what is a Blonde's favorite destination? A: Silicon Glen
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175.- Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home... Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."
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176.- Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease? A: It only af... Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease? A: It only affects the brain.
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177.- Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people... Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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178.- Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can r... Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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179.- Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide.... Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide.
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180.- Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: Keep breakin em'... Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: Keep breakin em' with hammers.
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181.- Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She ... Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.
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182.- Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can't bring beer... Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
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183.- Q: Why did the blonde call the job centre? A: She wanted to ... Q: Why did the blonde call the job centre? A: She wanted to find out how to cook food stamps.
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184.- Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: Forget the road, wh... Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
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185.- Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the b... Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
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186.- Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? A: Her ... Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? A: Her employer found that she was embezzling.
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187.- Q: Why did the blonde give a b* job after sex? A: She want... Q: Why did the blonde give a b* job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
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188.- Q: Why did the blonde go to the rehab center? A: Because she... Q: Why did the blonde go to the rehab center? A: Because she thought she was hooked on phonics.
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189.- Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep ... Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.
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190.- Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: ... Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the pedestrian sign said "DON'T WALK".
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191.- Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A... Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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192.- Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see ... Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
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193.- Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A:... Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
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194.- Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: ... Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: She didn't want to waken the sleeping pills.
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195.- Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the ... Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
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196.- Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she cou... Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read.
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197.- Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She loved to g... Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She loved to get filled with Cream.
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198.- Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? A: From dating blon... Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? A: From dating blonde men.
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199.- Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is... Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
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200.- Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of ... Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) Well...Like, I dunno!
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201.- Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't ha... Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
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202.- Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes? A: Cos both ... Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes? A: Cos both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don't mind if you bring friends.
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203.- Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos ... Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.
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204.- Q: Why does a blond have T.G.I.F. on the front of her shirt?... Q: Why does a blond have T.G.I.F. on the front of her shirt? A: Tits Go In Front.
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205.- Q: Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a Copper... Q: Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a Coppers Horse? A: So she won't shit on the street during a rally.
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206.- Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get ... Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
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207.- Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini ... Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Because their balls would show.
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208.- Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex? A: Their Mommies ... Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex? A: Their Mommies told em never to speak to strangers.
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209.- Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Cuz everyone gets a ... Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Cuz everyone gets a turn.
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210.- Q: Why is a blonde like a shotgun? A: Give her a cock and sh... Q: Why is a blonde like a shotgun? A: Give her a cock and she'll be ready to blow.
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211.- Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp? A: Both get licked, then st... Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp? A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way.
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212.- Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both... Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both drip when they're fucked.
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213.- Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks? A: Cos she's been la... Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks? A: Cos she's been laid all over the country.
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214.- Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because... Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week!
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215.- Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold? A: No need fo... Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold? A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out.
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216.- Q: Why is it that Blonde's always get confused in the Ladies... Q: Why is it that Blonde's always get confused in the Ladies rest room? A: Well, it's cost they gotta pull their own pants down...
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217.- Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the mornin... Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.
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218.- Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?... Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
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219.- Q: Why was the Blonde Girl smiling as she walked down the ma... Q: Why was the Blonde Girl smiling as she walked down the marriage eisle? A: Cos she knew she'd given her last Blow job.
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220.- Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's Licens... Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex.
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221.- She asked for a Price-check at the 'Everythings a Pound' sto... She asked for a Price-check at the 'Everythings a Pound' store.
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222.- She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.... She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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223.- She got stabbed in a Shoot out.... She got stabbed in a Shoot out.
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224.- She managed to trip over my cordless phone.... She managed to trip over my cordless phone.
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225.- She put lippie on her forehead cos her boyfriend told her to... She put lippie on her forehead cos her boyfriend told her to make up her mind.
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226.- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make ... She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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227.- She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeu... She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
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228.- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.... She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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229.- She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cos it ... She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cos it said - "concentrate"
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230.- She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said... She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
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231.- She thinks Eartha Kitt is a set of gardening tools.... She thinks Eartha Kitt is a set of gardening tools.
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232.- She thought a quarterback was a refund.... She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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233.- She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.... She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
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234.- She thought Meow Mix was a record for Cats.... She thought Meow Mix was a record for Cats.
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235.- She thought that Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.... She thought that Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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236.- She told me to meet her on the corner of "Walk" and "Don't W... She told me to meet her on the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
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237.- She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept.... She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept.
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238.- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept... She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
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239.- She took a Spoon to the Super Bowl.... She took a Spoon to the Super Bowl.
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240.- She tried to drown a fish.... She tried to drown a fish.
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241.- She tried to place a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order.... She tried to place a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order.
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242.- She tripped on the cordless phone... She tripped on the cordless phone
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243.- She used to sit on the tv so she could watch the couch.... She used to sit on the tv so she could watch the couch.
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244.- She was so blonde that...... She was so blonde that...
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245.- They had to burn her school down to get her outta 4th grade.... They had to burn her school down to get her outta 4th grade.
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246.- To a blonde, what is long and hard? Grade 4.... To a blonde, what is long and hard? Grade 4.
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247.- To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with ... To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.
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248.- Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a... Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, "Tokyo Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home
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249.- What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own busine... What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business? No mind. No business
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250.- What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents ... What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved.
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251.- What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheeri... What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
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252.- What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheeri... What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
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253.- What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in commo... What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
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260.- What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A bl... What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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279.- Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? The vegetable g... Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? The vegetable garden.
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284.- Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? She couldn... Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? She couldn't find the recipe.
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285.- Why did 18 blondes go to a movie? Because below 18 was not a... Why did 18 blondes go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed
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286.- Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to kn... Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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287.- Why did the blonde dye her hair red? Instant Intelligence!... Why did the blonde dye her hair red? Instant Intelligence!
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288.- Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jig... Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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289.- Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? Because e... Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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290.- Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because... Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate"
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291.- Why did the blonde stop using the pill? Because it kept fall... Why did the blonde stop using the pill? Because it kept falling out.
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292.- Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she... Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills
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293.- Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? She saw "911"... Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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294.- Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? She'd... Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
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295.- Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it... Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it
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296.- Why do blondes love lightning? They reckon somebody is takin... Why do blondes love lightning? They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
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297.- Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can under... Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them
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298.- Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? Because at 69 they b... Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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299.- Why is a blonde like a door knob? Because everybody gets a t... Why is a blonde like a door knob? Because everybody gets a turn.
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300.- Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? They both drip ... Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? They both drip when they're fucked.
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301.- Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? Because she's been lai... Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? Because she's been laid all over the country.
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302.- Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? They don't have to... Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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303.- Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? ... Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? It swells at night.
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