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1.- A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His a... A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
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2.- Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, ri... Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
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3.- LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A CREAMY... LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
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4.- Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts,... Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
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5.- Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above... Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck you, dont feel shy.
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6.- Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 ... Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
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7.- rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in river.rooste... rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock
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8.- Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Pu... Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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9.- The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder th... The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the louder the scream,louder the scream the better the fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck
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10.- Rooster Cat Rooster $ Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls into river. Rooster can't stop laughing. Moral of story? Whenever there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock.
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11.- 95 year old man A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast fro half and hour and drinks 2 drops of milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking milk after EXPIRY DATE !!
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12.- Husband wet finger Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside. His finger went to tease wife's pussy. Wife ask 'you want sex'? Husband answer 'No', just want to wet my finger to turn the page.
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