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1.- "r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all ... "r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
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2.- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?... Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
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3.- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!... Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
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4.- Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!... Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!
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5.- do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by a... do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again
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6.- Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk... Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
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7.- Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!... Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!
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8.- Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we ... Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?
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9.- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?... Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
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10.- Get your coat love, you've pulled.... Get your coat love, you've pulled.
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11.- Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I fel... Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.
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12.- Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I... Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
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13.- Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be comi... Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!
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14.- Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later.... Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later.
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15.- Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!... Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!
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16.- Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or f... Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
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17.- Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?... Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?
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18.- How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first t... How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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19.- I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!... I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!
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20.- I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.... I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
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21.- I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was l... I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed
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22.- I lost my phone number, can I have yours?... I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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23.- I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the... I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...
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24.- I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?... I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
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25.- I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!... I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!
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26.- if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together... if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together
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27.- if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me... if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
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28.- If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys your... If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours
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29.- im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock... im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock
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30.- Is it hot in here or is it you?... Is it hot in here or is it you?
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31.- is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put ... is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?
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32.- ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me toni... ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?
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33.- My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.... My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
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34.- My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh, ... My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
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35.- Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head boar... Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
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36.- There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?... There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
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37.- There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!... There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!
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38.- U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word F... U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
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39.- Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blo... Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
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40.- Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard... Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
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41.- You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason ... You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
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42.- You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!... You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
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43.- You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?... You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
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44.- Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!... Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
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