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1.- 3 GOOD MANNERS - 3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-i... 3 GOOD MANNERS - 3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
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2.- BAR STOOL - How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? ... BAR STOOL - How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down.
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3.- BLOW JOB - What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold... BLOW JOB - What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
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4.- BRUSH MY TEETH - I love the way it rubs against the soft pin... BRUSH MY TEETH - I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth
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5.- CARS - Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars. While asleep, she ho... CARS - Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars. While asleep, she holds my bird & say 'Ferari,Porsche...' Man2: mine is worst, she puts my bird inside her & say 'Full Tank pls.'
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6.- Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector Please... Cock Sucker Detecotor This is a cock sucker detector Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning.... The test was positive 90percent sperm breath... COCK SUCKER !!
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7.- COCUNUT - What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begi... COCUNUT - What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
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8.- COVER ME - What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!!... COVER ME - What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'
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9.- Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who... Dear Mammy love annie There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
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10.- DEPRESSED - A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being... DEPRESSED - A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
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11.- DUMB - What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. ... DUMB - What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
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12.- Farmer Joneshas farmer Joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a ... Farmer Joneshas farmer Joneshas got no sheep, isn't life a drag? coz they're all burning in a field he's got no sheep to shag
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13.- Fuck for money sex is good sex is funny many people fuck fo... Fuck for money sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money
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14.- Gary Gliter *Newsflash* The FA have just announced garly gl...
Gary Gliter *Newsflash* The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach. The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's ?Ba Ba White Sheep ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie Leather Heather there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together Little Miss Drugy little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

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15.- GLOW IN THE DARK - I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me... GLOW IN THE DARK - I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
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16.- IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ..... IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth
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17.- Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out... Jack and Jill Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
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18.- LEFT LEG, RIGHT LEG - What did the blonde's left leg say to ... LEFT LEG, RIGHT LEG - What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
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19.- MAN - Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mo... MAN - Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones... It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!
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20.- MISTAKES - Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth con... MISTAKES - Learn from your parents' mistakes - Use birth control!
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21.- PENIS & BALLS - Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very ... PENIS & BALLS - Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy! Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!
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22.- PICTURE - Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of you... PICTURE - Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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23.- Pink Vagina Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A... Pink Vagina Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
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24.- Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your to... Red Riding Hood Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits. No she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like the fucking book says!
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25.- SAGGY BOOB - What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy ... SAGGY BOOB - What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
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26.- SEX MACHINE - When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i ... SEX MACHINE - When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies the bones of a f**king machine.
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27.- SHOWTIME - Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a pa... SHOWTIME - Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME!
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28.- SNOW WHITE - NEWSFLASH Snow white had been chucked out of ... SNOW WHITE - NEWSFLASH Snow white had been chucked out of Disney Land. She was reported 2 hav pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and shouted, 'LIE BASTARD LIE'
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29.- Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 millio... Statistics At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
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30.- STUPID PYJAMAS - Last night I desperately missed you I wante... STUPID PYJAMAS - Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you....where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
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31.- Suspense how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............ Suspense how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
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32.- TITS DAIRY - I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 m... TITS DAIRY - I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.
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33.- VIAGRA - CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001 Viagra will o... VIAGRA - CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION. As of May 2001 Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name.So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN. Thank you
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34.- WE CAN MULTIPLY - Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtra... WE CAN MULTIPLY - Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
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35.- 3 Male 1 Female There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant !! Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
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