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1.- Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with ... Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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2.- Are you free for the rest of your life?... Are you free for the rest of your life?
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3.- At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...... At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...
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4.- Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.... Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
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5.- Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what t... Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .
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6.- Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Tur... Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
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7.- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk ... Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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8.- Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank the... Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.
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9.- Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less .... Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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10.- Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide... Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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11.- Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my... Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
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12.- Don't let your mind rule over your heart.... Don't let your mind rule over your heart.
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13.- Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!... Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!
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14.- During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate ho... During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
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15.- Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.... Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
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16.- Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream o... Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.
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17.- Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are ... Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
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18.- God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... ... God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... ..As "YOU!" ..
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19.- Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nic... Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
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20.- Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd... Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't!
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21.- Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!... Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!
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22.- I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of lov... I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
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23.- I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just s... I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???
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24.- I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do thi... I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you
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25.- I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you ... I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
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26.- I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like... I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
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27.- I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compar... I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
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28.- I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the wi... I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more !
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29.- I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend a... I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!
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30.- I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend a... I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!
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31.- I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that w... I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!
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32.- I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your... I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
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33.- I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happ... I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
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34.- I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who w... I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
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35.- I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice,... I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
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36.- I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everyt... I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead
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37.- I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not wr... I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.
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38.- If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want ... If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever .......
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39.- If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a g... If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
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40.- If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pic... If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you
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41.- If God would have created something more beautiful than you ... If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.
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42.- If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.... If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
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43.- If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!... If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
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44.- If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss... If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich!
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45.- If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I n... If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry!
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46.- If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby... If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby
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47.- If love is blind, how will she find me ?... If love is blind, how will she find me ?
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48.- If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love f... If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.
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49.- If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you... If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
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50.- If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you w... If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...
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51.- If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Chr... If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
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52.- In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.... In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
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53.- It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you................... It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
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54.- It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was... It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
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55.- Life is much brighter with you around !... Life is much brighter with you around !
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56.- Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now .... Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...
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57.- Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the b... Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.
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58.- Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, c... Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!
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59.- Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?... Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
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60.- Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts hi... Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
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61.- Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For lov... Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!
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62.- Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a reject... Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
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63.- Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here,... Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!
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64.- Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason ... Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!
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65.- Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party..... Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party...
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66.- Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your prese... Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.
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67.- The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.... The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.
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68.- There are so many people in the world but in my world there'... There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!
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69.- There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can... There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.
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70.- What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you... What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you
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71.- What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. W... What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
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72.- When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling ... When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.
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73.- You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!... You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!
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74.- You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree ... bu... You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree ... but the best way is to fall in love with ME
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