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1.- "At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get in... "At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get in touch with themselves'."
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2.- "Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she c... "Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines."
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3.- "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearin... "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
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4.- "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."... "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
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5.- "Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor'... "Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony."
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6.- "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."... "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."
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7.- "If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come h... "If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"
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8.- "It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's t... "It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't."
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9.- "Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you ... "Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you can."
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10.- "My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her ... "My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."
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11.- "The flashier kind of widow may insist only only sleeping wi... "The flashier kind of widow may insist only only sleeping with black men during the first year after death."
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12.- "There's no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I ha... "There's no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I have the bills to prove it."
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13.- "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the su... "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."
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14.- A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, spee... A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, enquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends. DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES??????
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15.- A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.... A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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16.- A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver fi... A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer-R W Emerson.
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17.- A person in front of whom you dare to be yourself is you tru... A person in front of whom you dare to be yourself is you trues friend.
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18.- Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstandin... Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding reations.
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19.- ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.... ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.
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20.- As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,try t... As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate
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21.- As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger c... As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.
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22.- Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.... Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.
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23.- Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his... Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his methods.
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24.- Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past... Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past.
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25.- Be prepared and some day your chance will come.... Be prepared and some day your chance will come.
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26.- Be sure you are right and then go ahead.... Be sure you are right and then go ahead.
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27.- Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like. ... Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like. A razor cannot be sharpened on a velvet.
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28.- Be there when people need you.... Be there when people need you.
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29.- Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better ... Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better or greater than what you are.
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30.- Between two evils, choose neither. Between two goods, choose... Between two evils, choose neither. Between two goods, choose both
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31.- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?... Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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32.- Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself... Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself; but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
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33.- Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did... Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you0D
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34.- Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not presen... Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not present to offer a defence.
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35.- Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you ... Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.
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36.- Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slow... Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?
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37.- Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts and don't put on... Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts and don't put on with people who are recless with yours.
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38.- DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you ar... DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you are facing.
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39.- Don't expect anyone else to support you at any point.... Don't expect anyone else to support you at any point.
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40.- Don't say things. What you are stands over you and thunders,... Don't say things. What you are stands over you and thunders, so nobody would hear what you say on the contrary.
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41.- Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead... Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is lomg and in the end its only with yourself.
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42.- Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die t... Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.
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43.- Duty pays you. Safety saves you.... Duty pays you. Safety saves you.
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44.- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.... Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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45.- Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in ... Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant.
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46.- Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situ... Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face.
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47.- Failure establishes only this, that our determination to suc... Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
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48.- For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happines... For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
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49.- For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to... For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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50.- Forget injuries, but never forget kindness... Forget injuries, but never forget kindness
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51.- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that... Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks
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52.- Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.... Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.
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53.- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.... I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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54.- I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.... I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
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55.- I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was... I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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56.- I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not y... I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and
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57.- I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wor... I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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58.- I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipple... I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb.
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59.- I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, ... I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played.
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60.- I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.... I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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61.- If hardwork is you weapon then success will be you slave.... If hardwork is you weapon then success will be you slave.
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62.- If I throw a stick, will you leave?... If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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63.- If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck m... If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?
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64.- If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put... If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
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65.- If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful... If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something-Gertrude Stein.
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66.- If you don't think every day is a good day try missing one!... If you don't think every day is a good day try missing one!
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67.- If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the s... If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.
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68.- If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of... If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself.
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69.- Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep. Im ... Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep. Im not half as thunk as u drink. I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
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70.- In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing ... In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.
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71.- In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity ... In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.
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72.- Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do some... Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.
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73.- It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines yo... It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.
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74.- It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others f... It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.
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75.- It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved f... It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for wt you are not.
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