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1.- ?Yo' geeky Star Wars friend so old he used to baby sit Yoda... ?Yo' geeky Star Wars friend so old he used to baby sit Yoda
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2.- a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!... a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!
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3.- a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into t... a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...
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4.- a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go... a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
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5.- a bus - only 50 pence a ride... a bus - only 50 pence a ride
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6.- a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.... a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.
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7.- a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!... a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!
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8.- a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.... a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
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9.- a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in t... a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...
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10.- a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.... a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.
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11.- a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it... a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
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12.- a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.... a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.
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13.- a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then sen... a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.
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14.- an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts ... an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
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15.- an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for t... an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"
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16.- And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when ... And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
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17.- Anything Yo's... Anything Yo's
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18.- Anything Yo's - So Damn Stupid...... Anything Yo's - So Damn Stupid...
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19.- Anything Yo's - So Fat...... Anything Yo's - So Fat...
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20.- Anything Yo's - So Old ...... Anything Yo's - So Old ...
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21.- Anything Yo's - So Poor...... Anything Yo's - So Poor...
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22.- Anything Yo's - So Ugly...... Anything Yo's - So Ugly...
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23.- Anything Yo's....... Anything Yo's....
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24.- burglars break into her home and leave money.... burglars break into her home and leave money.
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25.- But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody ... But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
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26.- But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it o... But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...
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27.- closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping tro... closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...
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28.- Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust i... Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's knickers...
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29.- Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat ... Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?
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30.- each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers... each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
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31.- even Harry Knowles refused to date her.... even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
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32.- even sewer rats get outta her way...... even sewer rats get outta her way...
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33.- even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...... even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her...
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34.- even the dogs won't smell her.... even the dogs won't smell her.
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35.- folk exercise by jogging around her!... folk exercise by jogging around her!
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36.- got a glass eye with a fish in it.... got a glass eye with a fish in it.
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37.- got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in... got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies
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38.- got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and sa... got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."
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39.- got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of ... got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...
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40.- got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it... got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it
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41.- has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.... has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.
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42.- has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.... has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.
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43.- has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.... has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
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44.- has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.... has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.
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45.- has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles... has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...
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46.- has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers... has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
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47.- her belt size is Equator.... her belt size is Equator.
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48.- her fave food is seconds.... her fave food is seconds.
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49.- her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.... her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
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50.- her freckles slipped off.... her freckles slipped off.
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51.- her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a ... her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
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52.- her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.... her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
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53.- her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'... her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
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54.- her poo is glad to escape.... her poo is glad to escape.
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55.- her shadow gave up.... her shadow gave up.
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56.- her Uni graduation photo was an aerial... her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
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57.- Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people tu... Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!
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58.- Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' g... Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.
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59.- hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.... hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
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60.- I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "P... I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
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61.- I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper mac... I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
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62.- I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me i... I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.
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63.- I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the... I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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64.- I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says ... I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
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65.- I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up readi... I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
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66.- I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a ho... I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel's ass and scared the hump off of it!
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67.- I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger a... I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can't count past 9...
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68.- I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.... I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
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69.- I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - why? cuz your w... I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - why? cuz your whole family full of crap!
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70.- I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - t... I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...
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71.- I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped sa... I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"
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72.- I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest ... I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.
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73.- I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ... I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
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74.- I told yo big sister to act her own age...and she died.... I told yo big sister to act her own age...and she died.
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75.- I took yo Mama to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling... I took yo Mama to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she's contracted 'Tony'...
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76.- I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed... I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
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