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1.- At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch... At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
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2.- come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me... come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
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3.- From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur ... From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
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4.- He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- s... He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO
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5.- I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself ... I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
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6.- I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a ... I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
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7.- I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were cl... I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed
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8.- It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the strong... It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
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9.- Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wa... Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
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10.- Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 ta... Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
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11.- Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & e... Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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12.- Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..o... Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
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13.- Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen... Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!
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