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1.- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!... Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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2.- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?... Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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3.- Are we related? Do you want to be?... Are we related? Do you want to be?
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4.- As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just... As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
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5.- Baicarumba...are those real?... Baicarumba...are those real?
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6.- Be unique and different, just say yes.... Be unique and different, just say yes.
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7.- Be unique and different, say yes.... Be unique and different, say yes.
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8.- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?... Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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9.- Can I flirt with you?... Can I flirt with you?
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10.- Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just... Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
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11.- Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.... Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee.
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12.- Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.... Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
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13.- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!... Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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14.- Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you ... Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
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15.- Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me hom... Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
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16.- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a... Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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17.- Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling fo... Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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18.- Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?... Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?
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19.- Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in you... Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
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20.- Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? ... Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
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21.- Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write... Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
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22.- Do you know how to use a whip?... Do you know how to use a whip?
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23.- Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really k... Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
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24.- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-jo... Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
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25.- Do you know the essential difference between sex and convers... Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
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26.- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.... Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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27.- Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co... Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
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28.- Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from acros... Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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29.- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?... Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
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30.- Do you want to see something swell?... Do you want to see something swell?
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31.- Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw ... Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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32.- Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.... Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
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33.- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have los... Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
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34.- Excuse me, do you live around here often?... Excuse me, do you live around here often?
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35.- Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a ... Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
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36.- Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to ... Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
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37.- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted ... Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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38.- Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my f... Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
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39.- Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, an... Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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40.- For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.... For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
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41.- Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.... Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
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42.- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?... Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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43.- Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind... Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
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44.- Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws... Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
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45.- Got two nipples for a dime?... Got two nipples for a dime?
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46.- Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...... Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
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47.- Greetings and salivations... Greetings and salivations
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48.- Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the... Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
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49.- Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?... Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
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50.- Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my he... Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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51.- Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them... Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
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52.- Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden h... Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
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53.- Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?... Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
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54.- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see y... Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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55.- Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?... Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
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56.- Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.... Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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57.- Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me... Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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58.- Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the ... Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
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59.- Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, an... Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
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60.- Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?... Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
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61.- Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went int... Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
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62.- Hi. Are you cute?... Hi. Are you cute?
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63.- Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?... Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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64.- Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uran... Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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65.- Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate... Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
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66.- Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate... Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
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67.- Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directi... Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
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68.- Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.... Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
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69.- How was Heaven when you left it?... How was Heaven when you left it?
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70.- I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...... I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
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71.- I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.... I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
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72.- I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates... I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
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73.- I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.... I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
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74.- I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".... I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
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75.- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel bett... I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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76.- I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!... I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
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