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1.- A beginning is a very delicate time.... A beginning is a very delicate time.
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2.- A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.... A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.
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3.- A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.... A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
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4.- A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy... A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy
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5.- A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had... A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.
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6.- Action without vision is only passing time, vision without a... Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world - Nelson Mandela
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7.- All I ever wanted is what others have.... All I ever wanted is what others have.
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8.- Be yourself, there are enough other people.... Be yourself, there are enough other people.
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9.- Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they... Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
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10.- copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nu... copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nuts."
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11.- Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it f... Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!
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12.- Don't drink and drive home!! Take a joint and fly home!!... Don't drink and drive home!! Take a joint and fly home!!
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13.- Free your mind the rest will follow.... Free your mind the rest will follow.
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14.- Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.... Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.
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15.- He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only... He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.
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16.- Home is where the heart is born, lives and dies but still go... Home is where the heart is born, lives and dies but still goes on !
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17.- I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.... I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
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18.- I see things the way they are and say: Why? ................... I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?
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19.- I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not y... I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.
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20.- If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.... If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.
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21.- It is better to be fair than to be popular!... It is better to be fair than to be popular!
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22.- It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.... It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
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23.- It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change... It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
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24.- It's the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to d... It's the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to dance.
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25.- It's the one who won't be taken, who can not seem to give.... It's the one who won't be taken, who can not seem to give.
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26.- It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live... It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
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27.- Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.... Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.
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28.- Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong ... Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.
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29.- Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long t... Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!
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30.- Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John... Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John Lennon
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31.- Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- Joh... Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon
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32.- Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.... Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
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33.- Love is an sensation. Caused by an temptation when an men pu... Love is an sensation. Caused by an temptation when an men puts his dictation in an womens combination. Do u get this conversation or do u want an demostration
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34.- On the toilet: Some people come here to sit and wonder, I co... On the toilet: Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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35.- People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are ... People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.
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36.- Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.... Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
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37.- Shit happens, life goes on!... Shit happens, life goes on!
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38.- Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high... Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if at first you don't succeed, fuck this world and smoke some weed.
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39.- The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never ... The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.
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40.- The present is just as mysterious as the future.... The present is just as mysterious as the future.
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41.- The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.... The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.
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42.- Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog h... Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.
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43.- To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do... To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)
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44.- Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!... Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!
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45.- What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sig... What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"
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46.- When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly... When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
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47.- Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they ... Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
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48.- Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it awa... Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
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49.- Work sucks ... Ladies go to work.... Work sucks ... Ladies go to work.
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50.- You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the m... You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
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