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1.- "This won't hurt, I promise."... "This won't hurt, I promise."
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2.- A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !... A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !
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3.- A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play Magic? She s... A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play Magic? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
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4.- A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She ask... A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!
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5.- A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love... A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
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6.- A man in the house is worth two in the street.... A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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7.- A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.... A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
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8.- A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, w... A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
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9.- A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss with... A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!
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10.- A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, y... A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.
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11.- A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the... A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
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12.- Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.... Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
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13.- American students say:.....people who never experience good ... American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand
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14.- Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good p... Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!
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15.- Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!... Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!
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16.- Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.... Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
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17.- Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a l... Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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18.- By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girl... By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning...You have now become unnecessary.
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19.- CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE U... CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.
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20.- Do it only with the best.... Do it only with the best.
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21.- Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex? ....... Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex? ................................. no?...................................... Bungler !
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22.- Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?... Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open.
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23.- Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass alway... Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!
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24.- Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please plea... Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please....I really need the money!
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25.- Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.... Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.
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26.- Don't do it if you can't keep it up.... Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
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27.- Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes runni... Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.
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28.- Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.... Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
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29.- Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money.... Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!
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30.- God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries.... God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... ..As "YOU!" ..
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31.- Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed in your phone an... Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed in your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it because you're smiling now!!
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32.- Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone ... Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!!
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33.- How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! ... How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?
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34.- How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! ... How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??
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35.- Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the ... Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
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36.- I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome ... I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!
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37.- I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like... I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
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38.- I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I lov... I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
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39.- I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experien... I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !
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40.- I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and ... I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!
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41.- I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa…... I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa…
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42.- I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not ha... I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
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43.- If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had ... If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
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44.- If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy... If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.
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45.- If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!... If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
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46.- If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will fo... If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
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47.- If you want a little brother,... If you want a little brother,
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48.- ill your dad and fuck your mother.... ill your dad and fuck your mother.
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49.- It is always the wrong time of month.... It is always the wrong time of month.
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50.- It is better to be looked over than overlooked.... It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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51.- It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved... It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
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52.- It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground ... It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
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53.- Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...... Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...
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54.- Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them... Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you.
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55.- Love comes in spurts.... Love comes in spurts.
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56.- Love is a hole in the heart.... Love is a hole in the heart.
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57.- Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.... Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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58.- Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the ... Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
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59.- Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.... Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.
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60.- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.... Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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61.- Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.... Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
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62.- Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.... Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
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63.- Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love..... Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...
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64.- Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !... Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !
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65.- Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our netw... Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.
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66.- Neuk een wijf in dr kont, stamp die anus tot ze komt.S mijt ... Neuk een wijf in dr kont, stamp die anus tot ze komt.S mijt je benen in de lucht, laat je pijpen in een vlucht. Krab de shit van je paal, anaal neuken is geniaal!
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67.- Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.... Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
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68.- Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not sto... Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
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69.- Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.... Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
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70.- Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you... Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
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71.- Never say no.... Never say no.
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72.- Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.... Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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73.- Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.... Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
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74.- No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take... No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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75.- No sex with anyone in the same office.... No sex with anyone in the same office.
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