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 1.- A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A c...
 A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
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 2.- an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the p...
 an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too
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 3.- chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Eg...
 chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"
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 4.- Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys...
 Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!
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 5.- Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next...
 Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"
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