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 1.- Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im n...
 Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
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 2.- Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write w...
 Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...
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 3.- MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HI...
 MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
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 4.- Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis rem...
 Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!
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 5.- Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at...
 Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
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 6.- Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of ...
 Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
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 7.- This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat...
 This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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 8.- A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur E...
 A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!
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 9.- HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN...
 HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*
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  SMS Message posted by Admin
 10.- Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a he...
 Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
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 11.- if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is ...
 if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!
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 12.- I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V"....
 I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls
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