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1.- If 10 people care 4 u If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
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2.- A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I ha... A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
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3.- If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a ... If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT". But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".
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4.- A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weathe... A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
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5.- Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why?... Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
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6.- do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by a... do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again
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7.- A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.... A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
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8.- If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are space... If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...
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9.- JOKER Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
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10.- 80. Vulcan Wani Ra Yana Ro Aisha... 80. Vulcan Wani Ra Yana Ro Aisha
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11.- I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, ever... I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
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12.- A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play Magic? She s... A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play Magic? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
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13.- Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nic... Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
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14.- Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W@ch ths message until it goes a... Hw do U kp an idiot amused? W@ch ths message until it goes away!
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15.- A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway... A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
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16.- I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, r... I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
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17.- What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 ... What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
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18.- 41. Kannada Naanu Ninnanu Preethisuthene... 41. Kannada Naanu Ninnanu Preethisuthene
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19.- 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your ... 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
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20.- A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i mi... A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U"
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